it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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