I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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