scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
