Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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