oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize