this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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