I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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