Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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