I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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