she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
