Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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