there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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