He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I am available for nakedness
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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