you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
