dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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