16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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