remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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