Already got asked if we're dating
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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