I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
tell me about the eggs
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
