This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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