My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
