I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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