either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Your dad touched me again.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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