she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
