It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
pray to the hookup gods
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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