the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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