It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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