I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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