everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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