So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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