Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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