i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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