hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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