I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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