As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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