that's an acceptable place to lick
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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