I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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