More tranny stories later!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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