why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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