He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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