Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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