ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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