There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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