just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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