yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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