ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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