i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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