I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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