STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She has the best kind of daddy issues
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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