You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
