is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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