I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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