I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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