people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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