We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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