i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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